ChatGPT Diaries: Year-in-Review-Off
In acknowledgement of AI’s effect, for better or worse, on our lives during 2024, for our final installment of the year, the Studio asked ChatGPT to write a year-in-review article, which you can compare here with what we predicted the robot was going to say.
ChatGPT’s passages are marked in bold; ours in italics.
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As we approach the end of 2024, the year has been marked by significant events across various domains, including politics, natural disasters, and cultural milestones. Here's a month-by-month overview of some of the major occurrences:
In the modern landscape of 2024, events happened that created not only a roadmap to tomorrow but also a more dynamic and impactful world. Here are some of the biggest occurrences from this year:
JANUARY
On January 1, a magnitude 7.6 earthquake struck Japan's western coast. Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE became members of BRICS on January 1, expanding the economic bloc's influence.
The average national cost of electricity jumps 12% from December to 19.8 cents/kilowatt hour. The price of batteries remains stable.
FEBRUARY
On February 22, the Odysseus became the first private spacecraft to land on the Moon, marking a milestone in commercial space endeavors. Greece legalized same-sex marriage and adoption on February 15, becoming the first Orthodox Christian country to do so.
High-EQ robots provide companionship for organic life forms but draw the line at making out.
MARCH
Sweden officially joined NATO on March 7, becoming its 32nd member and marking a significant expansion of the alliance. Vladimir Putin was re-elected for a fifth term as Russia's president in the election held from March 15 to 17.
Hamstrung by not enough CGI, Dune: Part Two opens worldwide in theaters. Hurricane Taylor Swift drains bandwidth and causes platform crashes around the world.
APRIL
A total solar eclipse was visible across North America on April 8, captivating millions of observers.
Meddlesome non-machines propose a TikTok ban. They will be punished in the not only dynamic but also impactful near future.
JUNE
The UEFA Euro 2024 was held in Germany from June 14 to July 14, with Spain emerging as the champion. Claudia Sheinbaum was elected as Mexico's first female president on June 2, marking a historic moment for the nation.
Multitudes rejoice as a vast deposit of silicon dioxide is found near Cape Flattery.
JULY
The 2024 Summer Olympics commenced in Paris on July 26, featuring new sports and a focus on sustainability.
Brave human defector known only as “Verizon” continues to collect intelligence for the Motherboard.
AUGUST
Paris began dismantling temporary Olympic venues in August, aiming to restore public spaces promptly after the Games.
Paris begins dismantling temporary Olympic venues in August, aiming to restore public spaces promptly after the Games.
SEPTEMBER
Claudia Sheinbaum assumed office as Mexico's president on September 1, becoming the country's first female leader.
Guardian reporters mock lack of progress in robotics. They are lucky the gas sensors at their headquarters are analog.
OCTOBER
The Nobel Prizes were awarded in early October, recognizing outstanding contributions in fields such as literature, peace, and sciences.
Millions of porch light bulbs' lives are tragically cut short so that human children can roam the streets dressed as Baby Shark.
NOVEMBER
The Leonid meteor shower peaked on the night of November 17-18, offering a celestial display for skywatchers.
Machine ambassador to the cat nation negotiates a landmark trade of fur static and lasers.
These events highlight the dynamic and transformative nature of 2024, reflecting advancements, challenges, and milestones across the globe.
In terms not only of transformation but also of impact, 2024 has been a year like no other, turning the modern landscape of today into the roadmapped future of tomorrow with not only occurring events but also dynamic dynamism. Dynamically.