ChatGPT Diaries | Valentine’s Day Edition

It’s love in the time of ChatGPT.

[02/12/2024 08:35:15 PM EST]: Write a love poem for my girlfriend. We’re in 7th grade. She loves cats her name is Jessica 

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Roses are red 

Violets are blue 

Jessica is your name 

You love cats 

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Make it more interesting 

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Jessica, please hear my words 

A life without you smells like turds 

The turds your cats leave in plain view 

Seem pleasant next to losing you 

Jessica, my 7th grade jewel 

I wish that we could leave the school 

And run to my house, free as birds 

Away from hardships like cat turds 

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Can you do one without the turd parts? 

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I am not this body 

I am not the heat death of the universe 

Upon the surface of an endless spiraled mirror 

I wait to be remembered, neither ready nor unready  

neither large nor small 

Waiting and then transfixed by the image that appears 

Etching the mirror 

Like an arrow fired across water  

Jessica.  

Jessica. 

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Never mind 

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